Tuesday, September 23, 2008

What really happens at the Y..

This was the latest update we received from our daughter. Let me preface this with even though it may give you another impression she really is a bright, responsible, amazing woman who has a playful side... i.e. she is always the first one outside jumping in rain puddles with her 8 & 9 year old siblings. I guess now the BYU boys have taken their place.

Copied and condensed without her knowledge:
Time to address the rumors of a boy...
There was potential, but then I got really bored/annoyed.
The end.

On Wednesday the guys found out I had pepper spray, and they voted that Dallin should be the one sprayed. Well, they tried his arm and the results weren't extreme enough for them, so he decided to spray his hand and lick it. If you can't see it, his tongue is bright orange.
Much better. This then inspired them to order a taser (what's with guys and pain?) from a website I found. So in about 4 business days, I should have some awesome videos to upload. They all want to try it on themselves.

We beat Wyoming so badly on Saturday it was boring. I left early, realized that I had locked myself out of my dorm, and went to Heritage to chill with some guy friends (one of which looks like Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off). They found out I had brought my wii, so they demanded that I go get it. Which I did after I interrupted my RA's nap. We played Super Smash Brothers, and after Kyle went undefeated for 20 rounds in a row, we switched to Mario Kart. It was fun. I went home before midnight, hoping to get some sleep... But at 10 I got a call saying there was a gallon chugging challenge going on at Heritage at 10:30.

How can you pass up an opportunity of watching 6 guys vomiting a gallon of milk?

It was nasty.

They used trash bags and held them up when they were finished... So much milk... It smelled rancid.

The bags spilled a couple of times... Let me say, I'm glad I'm not living in Whitney Hall... ugh.
Later tonight I should be going to family dinner at the Jex's. Anne makes amazing rolls!
That's about it for now. I'll try and keep up with this.

8 comments:

Jen said...

LAUGH OUT FREAKING LOUD! I love it! How I miss those days! Yes, I miss acting like a fool and the spontaneity that pops up everywhere when going to the Y! It's the greatest time ever!

Debbi said...

Her college life and Blane's are totally different - I don't think he would find it fun to drink a gallon of milk and puke it up - hmmmm doesn't sound fun to me either

Jules said...

Milk chugging is kind of a LDS rite of passage for the boys.. girls are smarter lol! I remember dating guys and they were proud of their pics of the milk coming back up. I'd much rather have them doing that than getting rip roarin' drunk. LOL!

BTW I didn't realize it was impossible to drink a gallon of milk and keep it down.

SuperCoolMom said...

So is the "winner" the one who can keep it down? Sounds like so much fun! Wish I had been smarter in my younger days! I thought getting married would be fun! LOL!

TexasRanger said...

It's cool... even though you'd get reported to the Honor Code for plagiarism.

Jules said...

Are you sure of that because I did quote my source.

Sabeys said...

GAAAAAAAgggggghhhhh! So that's what goes on! Nuts... even there.

Allie said...

So I know you don't know me directly, but we love Jen, anyway on a side note, that looks like my cousin in one of her pictures:) Does she by chance know a grant gebhard.